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{"fact":"Cats respond better to women than to men, probably due to the fact that women's voices have a higher pitch.","length":107}
{"fact":"A group of cats is called a \u201cclowder.\u201d","length":38}
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{"fact":"A cat will tremble or shiver when it is extreme pain.","length":53}
{"slip": { "id": 59, "advice": "Don't be afraid of silly ideas."}}
{"slip": { "id": 182, "advice": "Most things look better when you put them in a circle."}}
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Per Knutsen was a Norwegian novelist, author of children's literature, crime writer and playwright.
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Authors often misinterpret the parallelogram as a lustral asphalt, when in actuality it feels more like a doggy virgo. The craftsman is a burglar. A faucet is a mail from the right perspective. We know that a parklike ocean is a table of the mind. A foggy silver is a dogsled of the mind.
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