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Church Army USA is an evangelistic organization and mission community associated with Anglican churches. Its roots are in Church Army, founded in 1882 in association with the Church of England, and it is one of many Church Army branches operating internationally in the Anglican Communion. While it was historically associated with the Episcopal Church, Church Army USA is a formal ministry partner of the Anglican Church in North America.
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